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Dedicated to the removal of Daryl Gross as Athletic Director of Syracuse University. We have experienced enough pain with Syracuse Athletics under his guidance. The time for change is now!

Friday, August 29, 2008

The Daryl Gross Tangible Improvement Indicator ⓒ

We are going to be doing something new here at Get Gross Out this year. After every Football, Men's Basketball, and Men's Lacrosse game we will be rating the performance of the Orange with our brand spanking new Daryl Gross Tangible Improvement Indicator ⓒ (patent pending). The Daryl Gross Tangible Improvement Indicator ⓒ is the easiest way for you to tell how the team has performed. Simply look for the number of Daryl Gross heads that accompany the report and you will know just where we stand.

For instance, if the football team is able to handily dispatch Northwestern this weekend, you might see The Daryl Gross Tangible Improvement Indicator ⓒ like this:



However, if the Orangemen fail to score and are demolished like the last time they faced a Big 10 opponent on opening weekend, you might see The Indicator like this:



If any of the indications about the 2008 football season are correct, I don't think you will be seeing too many of Daryl Gross' mugs on the screen...

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3 Comments:

At August 29, 2008 6:05 PM , Blogger MariusJanulisForThree said...

Nice.

 
At September 2, 2008 1:05 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you get a pic showing Gross with phones in both ears?

 
At September 2, 2008 4:31 PM , Blogger DarylGrossIsSuperman said...

If I can find someone with the pic of DOCTOR Daryl Gross with phones in both ears I will be all over it.

 

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