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There are those times when I am just straight up embarrassed by Syracuse University and the athletic department. Thankfully it doesn't happen as often as it could, but just yesterday an email announcement about the Women's Lacrosse game provided just the moment...

Subject: #1 vs. #6 WOMEN’S LAX TONIGHT!
From: suathleticsnews@suathletics.com
Date: Mon, March 24, 2008 3:36 pm
To: GetGrossOut
Priority: Normal
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The No.1 ranked and three time defending National Champions, Northwestern, takes on the No. 6 ranked Syracuse Women's Lacrosse team tonight in the Carrier Dome. Game time is set for 7:00PM, you do not want to miss this great matchup tonight between these two top 5 teams.

That's No. 1 Northwestern vs. No. 6 Syracuse tonight, March, 24th at 7:00pm!

Admission is FREE for everyone, so wear your ORANGE and come fill the stands

Syracuse does consider itself an institution of higher learning, right?